This was a day that started well. Things were beginning to look up! We had our lovely Andy and set to work to scrub him up. True he needed a bucket of spit and a vat of polish, but the boys at Tony and Guy did a brilliant job with his hair and furry face, clean shaven and with a slick new hair-do, we were really chuffed with the new suited Andy. It's quite clear that Gem has a crush on him. I am totally relieved, because the poor girl hasn't been laid for over 2 years. The last time was with the blacksmith. I know this a) because we tell each other everything and b) I caught them having it away in the manger of my horse Betty's stable. I'm digressing into fond memories of happier days.
Andy has been out of work for a long time, well he's never really had a proper job so Trin and I got our pr friend Carlo to give some work experience to buoy his confidence....nothing too challenging....just standing at the door of a shop launch. He was pathetic and humiliated himself to the point of running away. Literally legged it. Thank heavens for Gemma's crush. She found him in a back alley and persuaded him to carry on with his professional overhaul which means Trinny and I still have a chance of getting our own careers back on the rails. Not sure I'm too happy about having him to stay, though. I don't even know the guy. He might be a serial killer in student clothing or a cat burglar whose going to nick all our silver....Better bloody not as I might have to sell it to pay my next tax bill.
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